Bush Hunter
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They claim to be the web’s only site
with said features. That is the stupidest thing anyone
has ever announced in public, let alone taken the time
to post as the welcome mat to their Shangri-La of hairy
sluts.
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CLICK HERE TO GO TO BUSH HUNTER...
First order of business once you deduce that this
is probably not the only site on the web with Hirsutes? Close all
the fucking pop up/pop under screens that will arrive within a few
seconds of opening this site.
The members' area main page is teeming with links that are free
(once you've joined). Note that you will need Flash, Quicktime,
Shockwave, Windows Media and Real One Player. I really appreciated
that they let you know this upfront. Hate to get to the goods and
then confront downloading a program I may not be able to or want
to. There are plenty of member paid options including galleries,
XXX videos, video theme rooms, live shows, photo albums, video arcade,
porn mags, voyeur, erotic stories.
The gallery link opened yet another window and gave me 4 sections
titled Unshaved Teens. Each section has approximately 18 links of
photo sets, each set with about 50 pics. Despite their enticing
and promising titles, all including variations of the word hairy
and eluding to the nature of the sex acts they would be performing,
I became frustrated with the first 3 which did not produce one single
hair follicle. What a rip off! May be better luck in the XXX Videos?
Delighted to find 19 choices of video feeds; however, none were
hair-themed? I’m confused. Check site name. Yep. On Bushhunter,
they just suck at providing what is promised. The "Video downloads"
link opened yet another window and gave me 10 or so videos to download,
but again, none were hair-themed. "Live Shows" gave me
8 consoles to choose from. Each one I tried was blank, since I don't
enable Javascript. Of the choices, none of the offerings were hair-themed.
Wow. At this point I’m yelling at the screen “Stop sucking
Bushhunter”!! Maybe more luck in live chat? Nope, no hair
here! Photo album? Nothing. At this point I would be willing to
settle for a loosely plucked eyebrow. I’m stomping my feet,
making that noise that sounds like “Oooouugg” and hitting
the buttons on my mouse so hard I fear it is now disabled. In the
midst of my fury, perhaps I have missed something. So I retreat
to the gallery and saw nothing. Not one hairy pit, unshaved thigh
or hairy bushes. There were a few that had trimmed (there’s
my unplucked eyebrow! Ask and you shall receive).
No shit this is the only site on the web with these features. Rarely
do I encounter a site with so much promise and so fucking little
content focusing on their area of fetish. Not to say that they have
little content. There is a ton of it, especially for the price,
but come on! I feel cheated and undermined by their baited sale!
Should you spring for the membership, a 3-day trial is $4.95 or
you can go for a 30-day option for $39.95. Once you click to sign
up for a trial you will very clearly be told, "Membership Renews
automatically at $39.73 every 1 month(s) Until Cancelled."
However, READ THE SMALL PRINT below -- you are automatically signed
up for 2 other sites UNLESS you uncheck the boxes, and this is in
small print.
Not impressed, am flipping off the site and closing the window,
watching the last hairless hour of my life disappear into cyberspace.
CLICK HERE TO GO TO BUSH HUNTER...
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